oh they threw her to the lions did they. well im the lions. and nobody was thrown to me and even if she was i wouldnt want her anyway
i might want the meat pumpkin but you have to be less patronizing about it
(losing a trinket important to me): it’s just plastic. It’s just material. Someone else will find it and it’ll brighten up their day. If i really want to i can replace it. Loss is natural in love. Life isn’t fair and i’ll tear up earth and sky if i knew i could find you again under the covers of my pillows. But like, it’s $16.67 to replace. I’m okay.
you have to realize that you CAN keep everything perfect and safe, but you’ll never get to fully enjoy them. Sweaters get stretched. Stuffed animals get worn. Earrings get lost. and love turns to grief. If i want to be happy, i have to know that sadness is the little brother who holds her hand.
Nvm. Trinket was found and i’m now keeping it locked up forever so i can’t ever lose it again
Linktober 2025 Day 4: Nostalgia 💙
who needs reality shows when you have Ceiling Bug Drama
brushing my teeth watching a gnat bumble around on the ceiling somehow juuust barely avoiding the bathroom spider’s web each time while the spider is visibly trembling in frustration
i liked the mental image of this
people really think “i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it” is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.
it makes you sound like this
When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish… And they actually emailed me back.
(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)
DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH
AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO
Tess is very very determined and nothing is going to stop her from doing what she wants.
Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom
did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut
No place for a little seal
ENCOUNTER: Stained Glass Guardian
Guys, I know breaking through the temple windows is more dramatic, but those things take a long time to make.












